I Used to Be Ashamed of My Striped Face
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Mayflower

My descendants came over on the Mayflower

This Mind Is Buddha

Two monks were arguing about whether their train was moving. One said: "Our train is moving." The other said: "The train on the tracks next to us is moving." The sixth patriarch happened to be walking down the aisle. He asked them: "Would I look good in short shorts?"

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