Attention All Sleepers: A Proposal
Bryce Newhart

Dear Sleep Workers of 136A:

Off the record, some of you may or may not be familiar with a bossy fatigue associate who always wears a designer sleep suit, and another one, a female one, who drags him through the halls in a feed wagon. Some of us think it would be funny for the one in the suit to hang out inside of a cage all the time. Holes could be cut for his feet so he could carry his cage around with him. If anyone can get this together, we will promptly give them all a raise.