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An Important Note To All Sleepers |
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Dear Sleep Workers of 136A: Energy experts have discovered that yelling for 8 1/2 years can produce enough sound energy to heat a single cup of coffee. Unfortunately it will not be drinkable. Nevertheless, this kind of vocal activity has also been determined to bolster wakeful sleeping. Some sleepers may even experience a full awakening: a disturbing condition in which an angry sleeper bolts from his bed and stomps in a huff to the bathroom. Rapid eye movement resulting from auditory stimulation may indicate productive sleep partners on the verge of achieving consciousness. Behind fitful lids, such sleepers may be seen to scan page after page of fully realized dream text slated for immediate lost filing in the processing vault for somniferous language art. Nevertheless, when you receive your special voice harness, don't just snap it over your face and start screaming. Keep your head in its sleep wig and stay down on your pillow. Wait for further instructions. This is a team effort folks. Prepare for a change in acoustics. |
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