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aaron winslow

last nite i had a dream that i was all liquored up and i was walking around this bar saying things to women like, "is your father a thief? 'cuz i'd like to jizz all over your tits." and "do you wash your clothes in windex? 'cuz i want to put my thumb up your ass." and then i would laugh and laugh. and the best part was that the ladies thought it was funny too. those are the only two that i remember, but i think i said a bunch of them.